ALLI-LESBOS IN THE SEWERS…
Oh, Gertie. I knew it:
Delightful Canadian Ellen Page can’t seem to escape lesbian rumors. People have been saying for years that Juno likes poon-o. But it looks like Ellen’s finally quashed this once and for all now that she’s starring in a movie called Whip It! about rollerderby and promoting it by posing for a picture (in Marie Claire) kissing Drew Barrymore. Learning about teamwork and sisterhood through wearing short leopard print shorts and rollerskates and full body girl-girl contact paired with frenching Gertie from E.T. I’m convinced. This girl is straighter than an emergency trip to an outhouse.
